Now Playing Tracks

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)

  • DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel:

    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

thatguyinthetardis:

dude, being addicted to fanfiction is so weird. you stay in front of your computer for hours a day reading different versions of those same characters falling in love and fucking again, again, again and again. and yet, we’re looking for more, creating more, making fanarts because, apparently, nothing in the world is more fulfilling than fictional love, the love we cannot have. that’s either inspiring or unsettling. or both.

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex the hole in the shirt I’m rockin…

Hahaha I feel you. Every t shirt I own has at least one hole and more than one stain. And my favorite dress, which I’m currently wearing, has multiple stains of unknown origin. The one I wore to work today has had the straps sewn back on three times, and I’ve had since 2007. 

New clothes are imminent.

I will buy you dinner and drinks to turn my ripped marvel shirt into a pillow…. I’m not even kidding..

Haha okay I’ll look into my stuffing material options and I’ll figure it out. I’ve made pillows before (once helped my sister make one big enough for our 120 pound dog to sleep on), and always wanted to repurpose tshirts for them but never had one worth keeping. I might do a trial run if I can find a cheap worthy shirt at Goodwill. 

Will keep you in the loop lol.

I’m so jealous… I need to learn to sew.. Me and my grandma started making a quilt of my old T-shirts and I’d like to finish it at some point…

Awww that’s cool! I’ve never quilted before. I feel like I could do it, but it’s much more intense than just sewing your own pajama set or crocheting an 8 foot blanket (both things I’ve done). 

A yarn octopus?! Omg…. No… That sounds adorable..

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex the hole in the shirt I’m rockin…

Hahaha I feel you. Every t shirt I own has at least one hole and more than one stain. And my favorite dress, which I’m currently wearing, has multiple stains of unknown origin. The one I wore to work today has had the straps sewn back on three times, and I’ve had since 2007. 

New clothes are imminent.

I will buy you dinner and drinks to turn my ripped marvel shirt into a pillow…. I’m not even kidding..

Haha okay I’ll look into my stuffing material options and I’ll figure it out. I’ve made pillows before (once helped my sister make one big enough for our 120 pound dog to sleep on), and always wanted to repurpose tshirts for them but never had one worth keeping. I might do a trial run if I can find a cheap worthy shirt at Goodwill. 

Will keep you in the loop lol.

I’m so jealous… I need to learn to sew.. Me and my grandma started making a quilt of my old T-shirts and I’d like to finish it at some point…

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex but I need someone to do some of these things with………. C’mon! Why live vicariously when you can do it too?

*sigh* as long as we’re on a budget, I’m in.

Or a glass of vodka… But that’s just me. But yes.. Ballers on a budget is my style.

Ahaha well that was like when I was 15. Vodka was not on my mind. Now however I’d definitely need to at least upgrade to a beer. 

Or tequila… Or rum… Or… Just something 80 proof or higher hahaha

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex the hole in the shirt I’m rockin…

Hahaha I feel you. Every t shirt I own has at least one hole and more than one stain. And my favorite dress, which I’m currently wearing, has multiple stains of unknown origin. The one I wore to work today has had the straps sewn back on three times, and I’ve had since 2007. 

New clothes are imminent.

I will buy you dinner and drinks to turn my ripped marvel shirt into a pillow…. I’m not even kidding..

Also, yes… My chucks are ten years old now… I think it’s time…

mackasaurussex:

sourpatch-k:

mackasaurussex the hole in the shirt I’m rockin…

Hahaha I feel you. Every t shirt I own has at least one hole and more than one stain. And my favorite dress, which I’m currently wearing, has multiple stains of unknown origin. The one I wore to work today has had the straps sewn back on three times, and I’ve had since 2007. 

New clothes are imminent.

I will buy you dinner and drinks to turn my ripped marvel shirt into a pillow…. I’m not even kidding..

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union